We didn’t install the toilet here, it was already in place .. a nice suite by Incepa (of Brazil no less), but now, the seat of the toilet is in need of replacement and can we get one? Can we hell! Well, that’s not quite true, there is one supplier but at £235 it would be cheaper to replace the whole toilet with a normal shaped one.

And then the hinge on the downstairs toilet seat broke … at least I can just buy the hinges …